My Big Haul

Now sitting to my right (newly arrived ten minutes ago):

Tom Waits	Swordfishtrombones
Tom Waits	Bone Machine
Steve Earle	Jerusalem
Steve Earle	Train a Comin'
Weird Al	Dare to Be Stupid
Weird Al	Weird Al
Weird Al	In 3-D
Radiohead	OK Computer
Guided By Voices	Bee Thousand

And you may be thinking, wow, that's a lot of music. And you would be right. But THAT"S NOT ALL, FOLKS! Today, in this limited one time offer, Doug will also be receiving Nirvana's Nevermind and Fugazi's 13 Songs and The Argument. This is because I am full hoss.

Now, when one is so full of hossossity there is a burden of responsibility thrust upon one, in this case, the burden to be a mega geek and not actually listen to a cd but instead rip it to my computer so I can listen to it with all those other cd's I ripped. In this case I carefully weighed the evidence and decided that swordfishtrombones had to be first. So it is. But I also realize that I could be listening to another disc while that rips. Which one? Jerusalem.

Thank you for your time. You may go now.

Oh, those album names are in italics 'cause I felt like it and the singers' names (I always find "artist" to be a bit pretentious) are in bold 'cause they felt inadequate next to all those italics)